Hurry Grandma hurry,
Grandma look at me,
I'm right side up, I'm upside down,
I'm swinging from a tree.
I'm jumping like a squirrel,
I think that I can fly!
Grandma please don't worry,
Grandma please don't cry!

Hurry Grandma hurry,
see what I can do:
I'm roller-skating backwards
across the avenue,
Here's a lucious little bug,
I think I'll take a bite --
Grandma stop your screaming,
everythings all right.

Hurry Grandma hurry.
Grandma watch me please,
I'm climbing up a ladder,
I'm dangling from my knees,
I found this giant spider
that was stuck in gobs of paint,
Grandma take a closer look --
whatever made you faint?